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100 Swears / 20 Languages:

1. JAPANESE

1. Busu [Extremely ugly girl]
2. Kintama [Golden balls]
3. Kisama [Lord of the donkeys]
4. Urusai Gakia [Shut up brat]
5. Pai Pai [Breasts, nipples]

2. FRENCH

1. Tu me fais chier [You are pissing me off]
2. Ttourne enculer les mouces [Go fuck a cow]
3. Ta mère est une salope [Your mother is a bitch]
4. Va te tripoter [Go tinker with yourself]
5. Tabernac, choleque de merde [Thanks, you shit stained cum buckets]

3. GERMAN

1. Dummes huhn [Stupid chicken]
2. Fick mich [Fuck me]
3. Himmeldonnerwetter [Heaven thunder weather]
4. Arschgesicht [Ass face]
5. Schwanzlutscher [Cock sucker]

4. HEBREW

1. Mishugena [Freak]
2. Hutzpa [Balls (lot of nerve)]
3. Teonen al tmuna shel kalba [Do masturbate on a dogs picture]
4. Nod [Fart]
5. Noshech kariot [Pillow biter]

5. GAELIC

1. Is dócha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann [I suppose a ride is out of the question?]
2. Cailleach [Old hag, witch]
3. Is cuma liom sa diabhal [I don’t give a damn]
4. Marbhfháisc ort [A shroud on you]
5. Go stróice an diabhal thú [May the worms eat you]

6. ITALIAN

1. No Skuche ala Gats [What the fuck do you want from my balls?]
2. Cazzo vai via stronzo [Shit, get out of here jerk]
3. li mortacci tua [To your dead relative]
4. Vai a morire ammazzato [Go and die murdered]
5. Figlio di puttana [Son of a whore]

7. ARABIC

1. Nikomak [Fuck your mother]
2. Elif air ab tizak [A thousand dicks in your ass!]
3. Gahba [Bitch]
4. Aha [Shit]
5. Sharmoota haygana [Horny bitch]

8. LATIN

1. Dormi mecum [Sleep with me]
2. Orcae ita [Hells yeah]
3. Spucatum tauri [Bull shit]
4. Irrumator [Bastard]
5. Flocci non facio [I don’t give a damn]

9. ARABIC (MOROCCAN)

1. Mo [Derogatory for a Moroccan]
2. Malik kahell [Your king is a Black (insult)]
3. Woodla halum [Allah wills it]
4. Mook kebba [Your mother is a whore]
5. Inta shaz [You’re a perv]

10. PERSIAN

1. Beshoor [No brained]
2. Kosefil [Elephant’s cunt]
3. Kos-khol [Sex crazy]
4. An damagh [Booger]
5. Khange khodah [Screw-up of god]

11. POLISH

1. Spieprzaj [Piss off]
2. Zajebiste [Fucking awesome]
3. Odpierdol sie chuju bo ci zapierdole [Fuck off you dick or I’ll fuck you up]
4. Jebiesz jeze [You fuck hedgehogs]
5. Zjechać na ręcznym [Have a hand job]

12. RUSSIAN

1. Zaebal [You have bored me a lot]
2. Kor-rovie khuy-ee [You mother sucks cow dicks]
3. Ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy [I have a big yellow dick]
4. Tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai [Mind your own fucking business]
5. Yob tvoiu mat [Fuck your mother]

13. NORWEGIAN

1. Jeg spretta søstra di mens den tilbakestående faren din sto bak og fumlet med ballene mine [I stretched your sisters ass while your retarded dad stood behind me and fumbled my balls]
2. Fis [Long, soundless, and smelly fart]
3. Dra meg baklengs inn i fuglekassa [Pull me backwards into the bird cage (comparable to “are you kidding?”)]
4. Runknisse [Wanking gnome]
5. Javisst, enda en norsk kuksuger, akkurat det vi trenger [Great, another Norwegian cocksucker, just what we needed]

14. SPANISH

1. Me cago en ti [I shit over you]
2. Hijo de mil putas [Son of thousand bitches]
3. Hueles a mierda [You smell like shit]
4. Pinche [Fucking (swear amplifier)]
5. La reputisima madre que te remil pario [The bitch that had you bore a thousand times]

15. YIDDISH

1. Gayn cacken ofn yam [Go shit in the ocean]
2. Putz [Dickhead]
3. Yutz [Asshole]
4. Schlemeil [Always spills his soup]
5. Schlmazel [Person who the soup is spilt on]

16. WELSH

1. Gotsan drewllyd [Smelly fanny]
2. Cachu bant ti cachu mes [Fuck off you sheep-shagger]
3. Bronnau fel bryniau Eryri [Tits like the mountains of Snowdon]
4. Ffwcia oma & Cachau bant [Fuck off]
5. Dos i chwarae efo dy nain [Go fuck your granny]

17. SRANAN TONGO (SURINAME)

1. ie de wang viestie dagoe [you’re a vilty dog]
2. boelen [fuckin’ in the ass]
3. krasi [horny]
4. Yu ma pangpang [your mothers cunt]
5. bos mie baanaa [kiss my dick]

18. DANISH

1. Dinf far tagen den i røven(roeven) [Your father takes it up the arse]
2. Du er pisse irriterende [You’re a pain in the arse]
3. Klam [Disgustingly ugly]
4. Dø(doe)dit fede pikfjæs(pikfjaes) [Die you fat cock-head]
5. For fanden da også(ogsaa) [Oh for fucks sake]

19. CZECH

1. Chces mrdat? (ksesh mrrdat?) [Do you want to fuck?]
2. Do prdele!, kurva! [General curse]
3. Mrdat, prcat [Very dirty words for “fuck,” - used only by the lowest people (whores, thugs, etc.)]
4. Sakra [Damn]
5. Hovno [Dung]

20. DUTCH

1. Smerige kankerhoer [Dirty cancer-suffering ho]
2. Val dood vuile kankerhoer [Drop dead stupid cancer hooker]
3. Apenaaier [Monkey-fucker]
4. Kutwijf [Literally cunt-bitch]
5. Ik laat een scheet in jouw richting [I fart in your direction]

21. FILIPINO

1. Putangina mo [your mother is a whore]
2. Hindot ka [you fuckhead or fuck you]
3. Tae mo [literal: your shit; figurative: i don’t believe you, shithead]
4. Pukingina mo or plain Kingina [cunt of your mother]
5. Pesteng ulupong [you accursed snake]

22. PORTUGUESE

1. Vai para o caralho [go to the dick (it means “fuck you” though)]
2. Vai ver se está a chover [go see if it’s raining (get lost!)]
3. Vai para a puta que te pariu [Go to the whore that gave birth to you (very offensive)]
4. Estou-me a cagar para ti! [I’m shitting to you.]
5. Vai tomar no cú [go drink in the asshole]
6. vai te fuder [go fuck yourself]
7. filho da puta [son of a bitch]

MORE FRENCH

1. putain de bordel de merde [holy fucking shit]
2. Sa mère la pute [mother whore]
3. Enculé d’sa mère [mother fuck]
4. oh la vache [holy cow]

23. Indonesian

1. Ngentot ko [Fuck You]
2. Kontol! [You dick!]
3. Pukimak [Your mother’s cunt]
4. Babilah kau [You pig]
5. Mampus kau [You die]

24. Turkish

1. Gotunu sikerim [I will fuck your ass]
2. Yarrak [Penis]
3. Pic cocuk [Bastard child]
4. Bin yarrak gotune girsin! [a thousand penises go in your ass

lolwut. polish killed meh